Family Ties

A serious of events this morning have been so horrifying I feel the need to share my pain with you. My mom sent me a link to a “bridesmaid dress” that she “thought I might like.” I literally cried out in disgust when I opened it. For anyone else considering sending a suggestion (which are appreciated and welcomed), please avoid the following keywords:

1. argyle
2. croched
3. ankle length
4. old lady catalog

Here’s the lovely dress in all it’s glory…

Mom, I love you. Please know that the day I wear a croched ankle-length dress, you have permission to shoot me on sight.